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Posted by: .ecyrB May 23 2010, 02:36 AM
I tried to explain this to my friend once, but he had no idea what I was talking about. I hope you guys think differently.
Cars are not just appliances. They're much, much more.
You can see the "gender" of a car if you look closely.
Definitely female.
Definitely male.
You can see the "personality" as well.
Selfish asshole, yet with a hint of lightheartedness.
*Spits on homeless babies*
And it's easy to feel sorry for a car. It's almost as if something has actually died.
Please tell me I'm not crazy. 
Posted by: Helmasaur King May 23 2010, 02:41 AM
Very cool, yes, this is why some cars look like real peoble .
Posted by: .ecyrB May 23 2010, 02:42 AM
Haha. They do definitely. That Oriouchi or whatever it's called looks like a constipated fat kid.
Posted by: Unox. May 23 2010, 02:59 AM
yes... and the SRT-4 is the butch version of the neon
no honestly i feel the same way, i refrain from adding gender into the mix tho
Posted by: .ecyrB May 23 2010, 03:04 AM
I agree there. I was kinda iffy about them. The Neon definitely looks like a 20-some year old girl, but I couldn't find a solid example of a male car. They could all go either way, really.
Posted by: PurePontiacKid May 23 2010, 03:11 AM
all cars are females.... refer back to the saying "if it has tits or tires, sooner or later you're going to have problems with it"
Posted by: .ecyrB May 23 2010, 03:15 AM
Hahaha. You're right. All cars are female. And this one's Lady Ga Ga:
Posted by: Hellrazr May 23 2010, 03:30 AM
What about lady gaga give it a break she dont have male parts its like saying you have woman bit now would you like that to be said about you 
Posted by: PurePontiacKid May 23 2010, 03:38 AM
omg, do you really have to make every thread retarded?
Posted by: .ecyrB May 23 2010, 03:40 AM
No. I was just trying to make a joke, but it's 11:00 PM here and I haven't slept for more than 6 hours in over a week.
Posted by: ChevyRacer454 May 23 2010, 03:40 AM
lol "spits on homeless babies" that it would
car genders are harder. it depends on the specific car some of the time.
an Fseries can be feminine as a base model grocerie getter, but a chrome clad Superduty or an old farm truck are masculin.
mustang v6 vs V8 as well.
Posted by: .ecyrB May 23 2010, 03:46 AM
Definitely. And the DeLorean looks about neutral.
Posted by: Andrew May 23 2010, 03:46 AM
theres nothing more female like a 280zx
lol jk ur car is awsome and u know it
Posted by: Hellrazr May 23 2010, 03:49 AM
Jetta seems more male and rabbit more female
Posted by: .ecyrB May 23 2010, 03:51 AM
Yeah, and PT Cruiser looks more male, convertible version more female.
Posted by: Mitch. May 23 2010, 04:07 AM
s15s are lesbians of the car world
Posted by: Andrew May 23 2010, 04:13 AM
totally agree with mitch
waht about a civic ek ?? :U
Posted by: PurePontiacKid May 23 2010, 04:26 AM
I wasn't talking to you, that was aimed at hellrazr.........
and Honda's.... Honda Motorsports.... HOMO... need I say moar?
Posted by: Andrew May 23 2010, 04:32 AM
f**kING LOLOL PPK
http://img638.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img99021.jpg
sexy milf with fat ass
Posted by: ChevyRacer454 May 23 2010, 04:33 AM
depends on the civic. many fems, some macho's specialy Civic CRX
Posted by: Hellrazr May 23 2010, 04:49 AM
and Honda's.... Honda Motorsports.... HOMO... need I say moar?
I could ask you the same!
Posted by: Victor. May 23 2010, 04:56 AM
Posted by: .ecyrB May 24 2010, 07:41 PM
Don't facepalm so soon Victor; I actually understand what he's saying.
Also, a Miata is honestly the most masculine car I can think of. Just ponder over that for a minute. It makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Andrew May 24 2010, 07:47 PM
i desagree bryce why it is maculine it isnt happy but it isnt the most masculine evre one
Posted by: .ecyrB May 24 2010, 07:53 PM
Well, can you see it as feminine? It reminds me of a surfer guy.
Oh! I just remembered something! There's that scene in The Brave Little Toaster where they're in the junkyard and all the cars tell their life story and then die. It's really depressing but great.
Posted by: Kubason May 24 2010, 07:58 PM
I think Skoda Fabia looks like some stupid fat boy
I mean basic one, because fabia RS, TSI and WRC spent alot of time in fitness center
Posted by: Andrew May 24 2010, 08:59 PM
yeah the miata totally looks like a cool dood but not really masculine
http://img38.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4434305123c728251055b60.jpg
Posted by: Aza May 24 2010, 09:01 PM
I agree with you bryce, I fully agree, lol.
Posted by: Hellrazr May 24 2010, 11:13 PM
i would say that miata is butch lmao like lesbian lol
i love the way its stance and how ruff looking it is
Posted by: ChevyRacer454 May 24 2010, 11:16 PM
could be a tom boy 
Posted by: Victor. May 24 2010, 11:46 PM
I facepalmed because of the comparisions. Everyone has a differente perspective.
I understand it.
Posted by: .ecyrB May 25 2010, 01:36 AM
All these 80s pickups are such mood killers. I always feel sorry for them. They just seem like that one guy who can't seem to find and friends except other people just like himself, and he goes through his entire childhood alone, becoming depressed and shying away from other people for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Mr.Acura-te May 25 2010, 01:37 AM
On the other hand trucks are more of a split gender thing.
Posted by: Faяan May 25 2010, 01:40 AM
Cars are objects.
Posted by: Mr.Acura-te May 25 2010, 01:40 AM
oh really now?
Posted by: Helmasaur King May 25 2010, 01:43 AM
are you joking? that looks lonely as shrub
Posted by: Faяan May 25 2010, 01:46 AM
Looks really depressed tbh lol. The bully that now regrets what he did
Posted by: .ecyrB May 25 2010, 01:46 AM
I think Eric is just being Eric, but I agree. Even that one you posted still looks like a social outcast.
Posted by: Mr.Acura-te May 25 2010, 01:55 AM
It looks like a RamRod.
Posted by: Faяan May 25 2010, 01:55 AM
High class, Wealthy men.
Posted by: .ecyrB May 25 2010, 01:56 AM
They're on their way to their golf outing.
Posted by: ChevyRacer454 May 25 2010, 01:57 AM
ron that is a 1973-1979 C/K
this is 1981-88
Posted by: ChevyRacer454 May 25 2010, 01:58 AM
nevermind it's 1980, they only did that style for 1 year. maybe 2.
Posted by: .ecyrB May 25 2010, 02:05 AM
Gah, that grey and black one looks like a hardened criminal.
And:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI
Posted by: ChevyRacer454 May 25 2010, 02:08 AM
this just says RAWR
Posted by: .ecyrB May 25 2010, 02:10 AM
Nahhh, that's a gangbanger with his grills up in his teeth and those tattoos back there.
Also, is it creepy if I just had a thought that if it was physically possible, I would love to have sex with a forest green 300zx?
Posted by: Victor. May 25 2010, 05:49 AM
SLEEPY GUY
Posted by: pinkie May 25 2010, 06:10 AM
serial killer/rapist
Posted by: J.red May 25 2010, 06:36 AM
The kid with down's syndrome.
Posted by: PurePontiacKid May 25 2010, 05:55 PM
Niko.
Posted by: .ecyrB May 26 2010, 10:17 AM
A bird.
Posted by: kariverson May 26 2010, 10:40 AM
These truck remind me of middle age countryside men. Like bobby from supernatural
Posted by: M.I.V. Design. May 26 2010, 10:52 AM
PPk 
Posted by: DMC-12 May 26 2010, 11:20 AM
Posted by: kariverson May 26 2010, 11:38 AM
hahahaha 
thats awesome 
Posted by: Hellrazr May 26 2010, 01:03 PM
No Ivan its more like this
PPK
Posted by: M.I.V. Design. May 26 2010, 01:40 PM
Niko
Vladi
Posted by: Daniel. May 26 2010, 02:21 PM
DUTCH PLATE FTW
Also, how would I look like?
Posted by: Jolteon May 26 2010, 02:26 PM
^you guys are awesome then 
Posted by: M.I.V. Design. May 26 2010, 03:09 PM
daniel
Posted by: PurePontiacKid May 26 2010, 04:03 PM
Niko
MIV
Posted by: Hellrazr May 26 2010, 04:11 PM
to bad the one is Photoshop to crap 
Hell yeah Toronto 
and 
PPK
Posted by: .ecyrB May 26 2010, 04:12 PM
So, if it was possible, I would f**k this car.
Posted by: PurePontiacKid May 26 2010, 04:21 PM
Niko, too bad that scooby ain't even hella flush lol and who really cares if it's PS'd?
Niko
for some reason I think of James lol
Posted by: .ecyrB May 26 2010, 04:27 PM
No idea why, but this makes me think of Faran.
Posted by: Hellrazr May 26 2010, 04:28 PM
LMAO
and like i said many time before still knows nothing
http://fatlace.com/hellaflush/theflushness/its-all-about-makin-that-gta.html
Posted by: Andrew May 26 2010, 04:32 PM
fat ass
old woman with tons of botox
jred next quicktune creation
Posted by: PurePontiacKid May 26 2010, 04:33 PM
Wow Niko, how short was your bus? Just because it's on HF means it's actually flush? look how sunk in those rear wheels are! Needs AT LEAST a 15mm spacer! f**k dude, get your s**t right before you try and sound smart.
someone that's trying too hard
Posted by: Gilf May 26 2010, 04:33 PM
Yeah a car will tell alot about a person say . I wil never have a gilfriend that has a dirty car , that means that she might be careless and preety dirty (ina bad way )
Posted by: ChevyRacer454 May 26 2010, 04:34 PM
NO!!! acura is like the nerdy kid who just got braces he's getting angry because they hurt and everyone keeps picking on him but when the braces come off he'll take over the world
Posted by: .ecyrB May 26 2010, 04:36 PM
Yeah. But it has a beak.
Posted by: Gilf May 26 2010, 04:38 PM
The cars dont have that cool look that they had in early 90's and late 80's :<
Posted by: Hellrazr May 26 2010, 04:41 PM
Okay PPK do you not have something else to do and what is your purpose to be on this sit? You dont pixel so i dont see a reason to be on here and to start with a mod would not be so smart so watch the language or youll take a vacation for a long time. How dose that sound Ian?
Posted by: ChevyRacer454 May 26 2010, 04:41 PM
also stop posting a car and putting someones name under it that doesn't make much sence keep on topic kk there's another topic for that
also that cube with the vynals is kinda cool actualy.
Posted by: Andrew May 26 2010, 04:41 PM
chris, its a trap
we should use this topic the other one is resting in peace
Posted by: ChevyRacer454 May 26 2010, 04:45 PM
but placing a car to a poster isn't what the topic is about...
Posted by: .ecyrB May 26 2010, 05:40 PM
Yeah, what he said.
Just discuss cars and what they are.
Posted by: Gilf May 26 2010, 05:43 PM
They are your emagination your view on life etc . They say very much about every one .
Posted by: magnus008 May 26 2010, 05:50 PM
what would my car look like?
Posted by: M.I.V. Design. May 26 2010, 06:27 PM
MIV
hell yea, i got some pinks and greens and nice rimsh
PPK
Posted by: Hellrazr May 26 2010, 06:30 PM
LMAO ok Ivan no more name under pics okay there already a topic for it
Posted by: bazil14 May 28 2010, 04:04 PM
PPK
is it sad that i realised that was an r34 pretty quick lol
Posted by: Aza May 28 2010, 04:06 PM
Andrew 
Posted by: Hellrazr May 28 2010, 04:07 PM
What gave it a way the Taillights lmao
Posted by: Daniel. May 28 2010, 04:09 PM
daniel
I LOOK SO AWESOME! Thanks buddero.
chris, its a trap
POOR BMW
Posted by: Jolteon May 29 2010, 02:17 AM
PPK
that would be tim but its not a silvia
Posted by: Hellrazr May 29 2010, 02:21 AM
LMAO Jolteon yeah to bad it ant a Silvia then it would be sad and fun all rolled in one LMAO
Posted by: J.red May 29 2010, 05:07 AM
jred next quicktune creation
This one is in a great deal of pain.
Posted by: Alex (Ghost) May 29 2010, 08:12 AM
PPK
this s**t aint funny. 3 people died including an unborn baby. Changed road rules for young drivers forever.
Jesus christ where did you get this photo?
Posted by: Mitch. May 29 2010, 08:18 AM
wow, thats is sad
Posted by: M.I.V. Design. May 29 2010, 08:48 AM
Jesus christ where did you get this photo?
googling?
that was the famous r34, owned by the dad of the driver
this one ...
The son and his friends were going for a drive, headed for fuel.
After some minutes the car was found in this state...
You can see a hilltop on the crashed picture
The car went there in mid air than crashed
Posted by: Alex (Ghost) May 29 2010, 09:05 AM
wrong. check my old threads. i made one for it
Posted by: Hellrazr May 29 2010, 11:42 AM
looks sort smiler to my crash with the 88 300ZX except my car did split in half i just flip it 18 times. My only question is how did it split in half like that?
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